[老頭胡言亂語] 為甚麼女人比不上聖誕樹？？

聖誕節快到了，來個應景的聖誕樹笑話吧....:)


Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Woman??

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10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its decorations.

6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.



不要砍我，這不是我寫的........:P
看起來應該是個整天看美式足球的老美.......